It's not your looks. The fact that you post on a message board so frequently when you have two kids, a wife, and are 41 years old is just sad. Your looks are just the icing on the cake.
Have you ever noticed that the vast majority of his posts are made during the day...WHEN HE'S AT WORK?
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