life with the parental units.

[da blob]

- New Chapter -


Things you can't do anymore when back at your parents' and that SUCKS

1 - eat ramen in front of of the computer any time of the day and night (or you have to wait till they sleep). (And that is, when you're unlucky enough that the PC's not in your own bedroom).

2 - eat marshmallows untill you puke

3 - watch porn anytime of the day, etc.

4 - turn up the music's volume untill the windows shake

5 - masturbate whenever/wherever you feel like it

6 - decide to eat only green things that day (or red, etc)

7 - work efficiently - like sleep all day long and work at night

8 - enjoy being ALONE



I'm 32, for god's sake. Shit.