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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 12:29 AM       
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OMG, DID U TURN IN TEH PREMISSION SLIP!!!!!!???!?!?!?!!1!?!



Suspecto, don't come back.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 12:46 AM       
But im already back, Palatine Pogo Pal!
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 06:31 PM       
Name- MEATMAN
Your real name- Jason Himel
Age- 18
Real age- 17, turning 18 on the 27th
Shoe size- 10 1/2 wide.
Dude, you got some BIG feet- They're also very hairy.
Job- You mean, WORK???
Yes, as in work- Oh....none.
Where you at- Why, so you can come over and pummel my door with a shovel?
Yes, dipshit. Now where are you- I'm not telling.
Do I have to kick you into another dimension- Maybe.
What possesed you to start posting- I don't have a fucking clue. I was bored, OK?
How long have you been on the board- Lesseee..........um.........oh, shit, I forget now...
Hobbies- Read my profile, that's why it's there.
Don't be a smartass- I will if I want to.
All right, I'll look- You do that.
Can you actually do that- Obviously, I do.
Is it legal- In some states. Depends on what you mean by legal.
Girlfriend- See Stoppa's posts for reference.
No, not the one in your fantasy, you prick. The real one- None.
Fav. music/band- None.
Fav. book- I read too many to choose.
Yeah, right- It's true!
Fav. movie- Spaceballs.
Didn't that have Mel Brooks- Yes.
Who do you hate the most on this board- I hate everybody and everything.
Reason- Do I really need a reason?
Yes, you do, really- Too bad.
What is that smell- That would be the smell of my limitless intelligence.
Stop fucking around- It's really the block of garlic cheese I had with lunch.
That's sick- Yup.
Why do you exist- To make the world a better-
Cut the crap- To fuck with everyone's mind.
Isn't dry-humping their minds enough for you- Nope

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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 09:19 AM        Re: Who's your Daddy... And what does he do...
Name- Tara

Age- 19

job- Engineering/architectural apprentice for a major construction firm based out of Chicago. Student

where you at?- Missouri

why did you start posting- Bored one night and found this site.

how long have you been on the board- Not very long

hobbies- first chair Oboe for Symphony, alto saxophone, flying (just completed first solo)

fav. music/band- I like everything so I'm not going to be seletive about it

fav. book- Afternoons with Morrie, Yesterday I Cried. I haven't had very much time to read very much lately

fav. movie-Road to Perdition

Who do you hate the most on this board-Nobody. Yet.

what is that smell- n/a
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Old Feb 12th, 2004, 04:14 AM       
Name- Brian "Wooshi" Fleshman

Age- 18

job- HAHAHAHAHAHA

where you at?- Nowhere I want to be...

why did you start posting- wanted to join in on the fun.

how long have you been on the board- Brother showed me the site about 3 years ago. Thought it was called J-Mockery. Finally found the actual site about a 2 years ago. started posting about a year ago.

hobbies- Learning to play my guitar, photography, getting my ass into trouble

fav. music/band- Red Hot Chilli Peppers, White Stripes, stuff like that.

fav. book- Catcher in the Rye, Enders Game

fav. movie- Backdoor babes 9, anything by Mel Brooks or Woody Allen

Who do you hate the most on this board-UPC (WHERE DID YOU GO???)

what is that smell- My vagina
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 11:53 AM       
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But im already back, Palatine Pogo Pal!
LOO YOURE NOT MY PAL
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 08:56 PM       
WHO IS YOUR DADDY: My daddy's name is mike mobbs
WHAT DOES HE DO: He fixes cash registers

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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 08:58 PM       
Your name is Willie Mobbs ?

WHO IS YOUR DADDY: A schmuck of a human being
WHAT DOES HE DO: I never really did find that out
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 09:03 PM       
Name- John
Age- 24 going on 5
job- cartoonist/boring homo
where you at?- New York
why did you start posting- because I have no life
how long have you been on the board- a year now :/
hobbies- see below
fav. music/band- Frank Zappa, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Isis, The Clash, Any band Steve Albini was in or helped produce or whatever ( The Pixies, The Jesus Lizard, and Shellac to name a few ), Primus...I have fucking horrible taste in music
fav. book- Watchmen or Catch 22
fav. movie- The Big Lebowski or Memento or something dumb that no one likes
Who do you hate the most on this board- OAO I guess
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Old Feb 13th, 2004, 09:10 PM       
yeah my name is willie mobbs

HAVE YUO MET MY BROTHERS ANGRY AND PITCHFORK-WIELDING

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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 12:48 AM       
I don't know what you are thinking, Rongi, The Big Lebowski is my all time favorite movie of all time and it kicks ass to the max coum laude and Memento is badass, too.
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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 06:55 PM       
I meant the third choice was something dumb that no one likes, not the other two
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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 06:58 PM       
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I liked those movies but probably whatever other movie you like I won't
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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 07:41 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:16 PM       
Name]- Rachel
Age- 21
Where you At?- new york
Fave Movie- maybe south park
Music- most everything but rap or hip hop, call it what you will, i call it crap
Fave Book- right now the dark tower series, but anything Steven King or Dean Koontz
Hobbies- video games drinking and sleeping
Occupation- im a student ( school sucks)
WoW this was longer than a job interview. Did i get the position? i can work holidays and weekends lol
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:24 PM       
More like palah (point and laugh at her)
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:26 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:32 PM       
lol
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Old Feb 19th, 2004, 11:36 PM       
Name- Brandi Noel (formerly known as, gothic_poet or the_drunken_crack_whore)
Age- 18
job- unemployed college studant
where you at?- Fresno California
why did you start posting- In a demented way it pleased me to see people with worse lives then mine
how long have you been on the board- I started back up today
hobbies- I knit
fav. music/band- I know I'm a posser but I love punk rock, I like pretty much any type of music though Three Days Grace is the love of my life though b/c thier song "I hate every thing about you" made me relise I had to dump my b/f
fav. book- The things they carried by Tim O'Brien
fav. movie- I can't make it through a movie without sleeping or making out, so anything long.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hating people never gets u laid, it's all about the love.
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 06:23 AM       
BECAUSE IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO GET LAID, LOOK NO FURTHER THEN THE FINE FOLK OF I-MOCKERY.NET
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 06:34 AM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 06:17 PM       
well from the looks of things the fine folks of I-MOCKERY.NET aren't getting laid either.
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 06:27 PM       
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