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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:04 PM        What's the most you've ever beat off?
What's your record for the number of times you masturbated yourself to orgasm in 24 hours? My record is 4. I spaced them out through the day. I didn't just whack off then whack off again ten minutes later. They were each at least 2 or 3 hours apart. I set my current record about 2 months ago.

So what's your record?
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:22 PM       
It's either 6 or 7. Can't remember. I was really, really bored that day...
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:24 PM       
7,868,454 it was hawt
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY OR ANYTHING, BUT I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I HAVE ALL YOUR RECORDS BEAT IN SPADES.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:39 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:55 PM        .
You don't want females to answer this question, do you ?
We might make your "records" look pretty ridiculous.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:58 PM       
I want everyone to answer.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:03 PM        .
Well, you asked for it.
My personnal record is 8 times in a row, which must have been in something like 30 minutes, I'd have gone on just to see how many I could do, but then I just fell asleep. I tried to keep on with the record thing next morning, but then I stopped at 3 cause it was getting kinda ridiculous, huh. And I had to get up and try to pretend I have a life.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:05 PM       
You have got to be shitting me.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:05 PM       
Okay, now I'm really skeptical that women have stronger orgasms, at least when they do stuff like that.

Damn refractory period.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:06 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:08 PM       
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When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Sosa said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Edit: Isn't it odd that I made a thread about people's personal records for masturbation on the same day that story was published with absolutely no prior knowledge of that story. How did they verify the record? Did they watch him while he was beating off?
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:10 PM        .
I'm not shittin nobody, and OAO's right (how's that ) - you just don't have 8 wonderful, curtain-climbing orgasms in a row. The first two ones might (or might not) be great, but then it gets weaker unless you rest quite a bit. But my purpose was to see how far I could go, not how strong I could come - heh.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:11 PM       
Ok, I believe you. 36 orgasms beats your pathetic 11!
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:13 PM        Re: .
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Well, you asked for it.
My personnal record is 8 times in a row, which must have been in something like 30 minutes, I'd have gone on just to see how many I could do, but then I just fell asleep. I tried to keep on with the record thing next morning, but then I stopped at 3 cause it was getting kinda ridiculous, huh. And I had to get up and try to pretend I have a life.

WHAT A FREAK

TELL me that you are an average girl
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:23 PM       
OK, I'll take the thread seriously now.

14 times in one night.

Seriously. Because I actually discovered it two years before I hit puberty, so I never came when I did it.

I guess ejaculating makes you lose stamina or something.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:24 PM       
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Ok, I believe you. 36 orgasms beats your pathetic 11!

Indeed.
But then my record didn't leave me with any sore body parts whatsoever, I could actually do it each and everyday of my life would there be any other interest in it than the mere satisfaction of record-establishing. Honestly one or two big ones are much more interesting than this kind of industrial orgasming.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:27 PM        Re: .
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TELL me that you are an average girl

In this respect at least, I think I am.
Now for the rest ....
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:27 PM       
it's totally true. girls have that great ability. i used to do it constantly when i was younger. now, i dont really feel the need. my bf tries to tell me he doesn't jerk it any more. i dont believe him. guys have to jerk it..isn't it like a law?
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:29 PM       
YEAH, OR WE'LL GO TO JAIL

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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:31 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:41 PM       
I have muscles in my arms, and they are only from masterbating.

They are big too.
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