When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Sosa said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Edit: Isn't it odd that I made a thread about people's personal records for masturbation on the same day that story was published with absolutely no prior knowledge of that story. How did they verify the record? Did they watch him while he was beating off?
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