Y'all should get those cool suits that professional swimmers wear that go to the wrists and ankles.
I have that...except much smaller than the wrists and ankles. Its made with the aquablade material by speedo. This is pretty much what i got...
Except with me, more hair and other such things stick out.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?