Meatman extracation hearing scheduled.

[Evil Robot]

Dear Meatman:
I find you socialy inept. I do not care for you and neither does any other member of this board. I have done some research and I have created a presentation which clearly marks you as a non-productive part of this community. It is my unfortunate duty to inform you of the charges pending.

Had you had read the legal notices in your local newspaper you would already be aware that actions by the commitee are already under way. A tribunal has been scheduled at 2200 hours on the date of March 2, 2004. You will not be permited to speak in your defense nor will you be given any representation from this point forward, the board members will not be subject to bias on your behalf.

I only hope we (The Commitee) can reach an agreement that will satisfy both parties and settle this matter.

You have my condolences,
Evil Robot.