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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 12:47 AM        NEW MINIMOCK: "DISNEY'S BIG BAHAMA BLUNDER"
During our recent trip to the Bahamas we were fortunate enough to make our way over to an island that most people don't know about. It was an island that Disney invested millions in and then left for dead a few years later. The great thing is, they left everything behind and the locals had a field day with it... as did Hurricane Floyd.


"DISNEY'S BIG BAHAMA BLUNDER" by -RoG-
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/disney-blunder

And once again, the piece has been mirrored here on i-mockery.net at the following url:
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 03:02 AM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 03:07 AM       


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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 04:14 AM       
wow, those locals really didn't like the place. Instead of working together to form a perfect utopia society in the ruins, they just looted and pillaged. They need to be exterminated. Worse then termites.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 04:20 AM       
Man that would be so sweet to go there right after Disney left. It'd be a huge bounty of breakables and coconuts. Just think... breaking stuff all day and chowing down on coconuts all night till you shit liquid.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 04:21 AM       
That really is a fantasy. To explore a huge abandoned something that was once great and magnificent, especially in a tropical location, is a wonderful dream.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 04:40 AM       
Yeah, THEN YOU BREAK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 04:47 AM       
No! Only idiots who have to sense of exploration, life, and art destroy things.
The most destruction I want to see in ruins is when jungles and time start breaking things down. That is natural art, and it gives everything a sense of mystery.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 06:09 AM       
Yeah, THEN YOU CAN BREAK THAT STUFF!
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 07:52 AM       
WHAT THE FUCK? I'll be damned if BAHAMAS "disney" resort is better than CHERNOBYL RUINS! :D
come on guys! Chernobyl ghosttown, EVERYTHING in the 20 mile radius is UNTOUCHED, and better yet, SHITLOAD OF STUFF TO LOOT!
Or what? You too sissy boy for going there becouse it has radioactivity? Better yet, if you go there while you are male/pregnant, you can give birth to RETARDS!
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 08:41 AM       
Wow, Were you there all alone, or wre there some other people there,too?

I'd get a laptop,a generator, some wireless connection, my luggage, and make it my new home. Sure, I'll fix up the place. then, I'll have a Mock-Meet there!!! That would be sweet!
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 08:48 AM       
If you want to see lost cities of Ukraine, you don't need to risk your health in Chernobyl. Just go to abandoned miners towns.

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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 09:07 AM       
Fuck, you totally should have done that coconut safe trick. Somebody should write a script for Weekend at Bernie's 3 and put that in there.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 09:49 AM       
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If you want to see lost cities of Ukraine, you don't need to risk your health in Chernobyl. Just go to abandoned miners towns.

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Indeed, I should go to Ukraine and see the abounded minertowns!

Abounded cities rule hard, and CHERNOBYL is better this stupid rock where I live called "Estonia"
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 10:17 AM       
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Fuck, you totally should have done that coconut safe trick. Somebody should write a script for Weekend at Bernie's 3 and put that in there.
I would have, but there wasn't another soul on that island the entire day... not that that's a bad thing.

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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 10:38 AM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 11:20 AM       
Great piece, Rog. Except there's one thing I would've done.

Bought the damn property.

With all the destruction that's gone on over the years, I can't imagine the property would've been very expensive. Then you could've turned it into The Mock Resort, and showcased quality comedy like the UCB.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 11:33 AM       
BEST RESPONSE EVER FROM MOCKERY

'No thanks, I'd like my stupid bahamas middle of nowhere thankyouverymuch

If I would like radiation, I would put my head in the microwave..'

Anyway thanks for the Response :D
I hope you had a Great time at the coconutville's called Bahamas :D
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 12:16 PM       
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Great piece, Rog. Except there's one thing I would've done.

Bought the damn property.

With all the destruction that's gone on over the years, I can't imagine the property would've been very expensive. Then you could've turned it into The Mock Resort, and showcased quality comedy like the UCB.
Oh it's far more expensive to buy property there than you could imagine. But hey, if you wanna lend me the money to make an offering on that island, I'm all for it.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 03:27 PM       
The coolest abandoned place anywhere close to here is Old Western State Insane Asylum. Perched on top an hill overlooking Fort Stelicoom park.

was there for a video documentary, and took a still photo. I swear, you can see a ghost in it. My friend swears he also saw it.

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