Mr. Bungle - "California"

[Rongi]

I would like the music a little more if it weren't for the dogmatic fans.

I'm not really talking about the male fans. Most of Patton's male fans either like the music and leave it at that or are a little dogmatic but if ignored they will go away. The female fans however...

Not all of the female fans are dogmatic. But when they are they are like locusts. They will hound at you and say they will kill you if you don't think Director's Cut is the greatest thing since sliced bread. If they are ignored they just get worse and worse until you can't take it anymore and you smash your head against the pavement.

Then again that could go for any fan. Slipknot, ICP, Monty Python, The Beatles, The Misfits, Metallica, ACDC, Judas Priest, the list goes on.