Who wants to bet I have LEAD POISONING!!! :D

[The One and Only...]

Can someone tell me what the health risks of biting down on lead shot are? I must have bitten down on ten of those little balls by now...

[O71394658]

Hurry, someone make a penis joke.

[da blob]

QUICK !

[AChimp]

You already did.

[Big McLargehuge]

Lead get it?

[The One and Only...]

I suppose I should take these to mean "You're fine"?

[Matt Harty]

I don't think you'll make it.

[Jeanette X]

Relax. I'm pretty sure lead has to build up a long time to really hurt you.

But why are you biting lead shot in the first place?

[The One and Only...]

Shotgun + Squirrel = Food w/ shot in it.

Sometimes you just can't find all the shot before it's too late.

(P.S. Sorry, Jeanette, but you DID ask...)

[AChimp]

Eating squirrel... it doesn't get more redneck than that. Your family must still be on the rocks.

[Child of Belial]

I doubt that that amount of lead could really be hazardous(especially since you're building up a resistance by taking small doses over a period of time).
You should be more worried about the fact that you're wasting bullets on SQUIRRELS. They'res almost no meat on the damn things...

[mesobe]

shooting squirrel with a shotgun. Thats like shooting a tonka truck with a cluster bomb.

Im surprised you even ate the thing.

[executioneer]

not if it's a small-caliber shotgun like a 410 I bet the only shotgun you've ever seen was on tv

-willie

[Comrade Rocket]

I'm gonna fill you so full of lead that i'll use your dick as a pencil.

I'm here all week folks

[Misinformation Man]

DID YOU KNOW:

Lead was first discovered in 1846, and was initially used as a clean-burning feul for locomotives. But after discovering it could be turned into gold, it was replaced by coal.

[Dole]

replace 'bet' in the title of this thread with 'hope'

[DamnthatDavid]

especially since you're building up a resistance by taking small doses over a period of time.

Lead was first discovered in 1846, and was initially used as a clean-burning feul for locomotives. But after discovering it could be turned into gold, it was replaced by coal.

They have found Lead Cups and plates dating back to the Dark Ages, and Roman Times. I doubt it was first discovered in 1846. And their is no way to build up a resistance to lead poisioning.

"Hey Lookie me! I was just stabbed by a small knife! But that ok! I building up a resistance!"

[Dole]

Take a wee glance at that characters NAME for fucks sake.

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by Trigger

I'm gonna fill you so full of lead that i'll use your dick as a pencil.

I'm here all week folks

Huh? Did I miss the punchline?

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by Misinformation Man

DID YOU KNOW:

Lead was first discovered in 1846, and was initially used as a clean-burning feul for locomotives. But after discovering it could be turned into gold, it was replaced by coal.

Haha DamnthatDavid and Supafly are clueless! hahaha

[Sethomas]

I used to chew on bullets all the time in hopes of getting lead poisoning. When I was ten I drank a sizable amount of mercury, well over the requisite amount to kill a large adult. After that my dad stopped bringing the stuff home from the hospital where he worked.

My liver and I are IMMORTAL!

[SupaFlea543]

Oh man see that's funny because I start to pity you but then it's a live joke. Ha. Ha.

[mesobe]

Originally Posted by executioneer

not if it's a small-caliber shotgun like a 410 I bet the only shotgun you've ever seen was on tv

-willie

yeah... that and I happen to own three (which helps). I mean use common sense... your blasting a tiny animal with buckshot. Use a .22 and take its head off. But this requires some skill.

[mesobe]

[quote="mesobe"]

Originally Posted by executioneer

not if it's a small-caliber shotgun like a 410 I bet the only shotgun you've ever seen was on tv

-willie

yeah... that and I happen to own three (which helps). I mean use common sense... your blasting a tiny animal with buckshot. Use a .22 and take its head off. But this requires some skill.

EDIT: Ive also experimented with all sorts of shotgun ordnance on squirrels too.

[Bennett]

okay John Lee Malvo, keep rocking those squirrel head-shots, nevermind that people use shotguns to hunt rabbit, pheasants and all other types of small animals. The buckshot actually ensures that there is something left of the animal, dipshit.