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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 05:16 PM        yall need to go to church
this atmosphere in here is too sexually provocative
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 05:59 PM       
holy crap you're just hilarious
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 10:13 PM       
I go to a Christian college, we now lock our prayer chapel at night because aperently it too is "sexually provocative" so church doesn't help...
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 11:22 PM       
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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 11:28 PM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 09:39 AM       
Church is for fags.
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 11:38 AM       
Cosmo, you & Helm really should compile a list of 'what is not for fags', it'll make posting so much easier for us faggy members.

Oh wait, lists are for fags.
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 12:11 PM       
What the fuck do I have to do with this? It's okay with me if you're a homosexual faggot, fag.
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 01:49 PM       
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Church is for fags.
Well, I can't argue with that. I do, after all, attend church.
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 02:48 PM       
Hey guys, did you know that "faggot" also means "a bundle of twigs"? And that in England, cigarettes are called fags? Isn't that the goddamnedest, son of bitchedest thing?
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 11:07 PM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 05:04 AM       
Thanks Boogie, now I know what my uncle meant when he said he was going to break in a couple of faggots.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 07:45 AM       
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Cosmo, you & Helm really should compile a list of 'what is not for fags', it'll make posting so much easier for us faggy members.

Oh wait, lists are for fags.
lay off of Helm, Fag. Only a fag would drag an innocent Greek into this....fucking homo queerbait jube latcher.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 08:34 AM       
the last time i went to church--just a couple of weeks ago, one guy asked for my phone number afterwards. and the next day, another asked my mom (with whom he works) how old i am and said i'm "really pretty."
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 12:15 PM        .
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 02:14 PM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 02:26 PM       
fucking losers....bible thumping douchbags.

uh..oh, yeah..fags.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 04:17 PM       
I think that the old bagels who complain about how the young people dress for church and disrespect for the Lord should be made to go to church the way God made them ... then again.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 05:51 PM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:20 PM       
HEY MESOBE, LIEK, TOTALY STOP TEH SUCKING AND POSTING STUF TAT IS TEH SUCKING KTHX
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 10:13 PM       
Church isn't bad

But I havent gone for about nine years now
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 11:03 PM       
Church is very bad. It makes you stupid.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 03:44 PM       
I'm going to find me a nonconformist church.
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 05:27 PM       
TEH CHURCH OF LATTER DAY SAINTS, LOO
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