Alone in a Spooky Old House

[JerkFromGermany]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

Obviously thinking the country is very cool, and that is is very cool to live there, Mr. Jerk finds a way to mention his residence in every aspect of his life.
The car dealership: "Hey, do you have any German cars? I live in Germany you know, so I need a German car."
The Bakery: "Do you have any german chocolate cake? And since you brought it up, I live in Germany, did you know that?"
The streets of Germany: "Yeah, you see me, I live in Germany." "Hey you! I live in Germany" "How's it going, my name is Jerk, and I live in Germany." "Hello, Germany" "Yeah, Germany!" "Germany." "Huh? Germany" "Germany!" "I don't know what language you are speaking, but I live in Germany!"

Wow, Germans are original and funny.

Oh, i really want to be your friend!