I don't have sex dreams

[The Fifth Man]

I hate sex dreams. Whenever I have them it involves
someone I know. Sure the dream'd be hot and all, but for
about two, three weeks afterward it changes the way I
think about whatever girl I (didn't really) have sex with.

It really sucks when you think you actually did have sex with
them. You want a way to make a gigantic ass of yourself....

So I think it's for your own good that you don't have 'em.
They're nothing but trouble.