Today's featured picture
Featured caption:
"Behold the power of the new workout video, 'Nuts of Steel'!
And don't forget the perfect gift for your girl, 'Tits of Titanium'!"
C: Good evening, and welcome to our pilot edition of The meatman Picture Caption Review. I'm your anchor, Clark C-Jin, and to my right is the lovely Diane Les.
D: If I had a gas oven my head would have been lodged in there long ago, Clark!
C: Digging the shades, 'MM.'
D: 'Shades' is a slang term used to describe sunglasses, Clark!
C: Ha ha! Whoa there, Diane. Save our slugger some material for next week. Tell me, what's your first impression of the caption?
D: It looks like Meatman made a great observation about the picture. He noted that the man on the left's foot is in the crotch of the man on the right, but the man on the right doesn't even seem to notice! He noted that the man on the right has "nuts of steel." "Nuts" is street talk for man testicles!
C: I adore the retro commercial ambience to the piece, Diane. I can totally picture myself seeing that inbetween re-runs of Frasier and Charles In Charge! Though I have to admit, seeing THAT would likely make me do a double-take and rub my eyes in disbelief!
D: I just hope some advertising agency is looking at this, because that picture totally makes me want to buy some car insurance and / or Budweiser!
C: Don't you mean 'Sake,' Diane? Ha ha ha...
D: Did I mention that my ancestor Kublai Khan once unsuccessfully tried to invade Japan?
C: You haven't, Diane, but we'll have to pick that up on our next episode. Any final thoughts?
D: That picture first made me cringe at the prospect of having my testicles crushed, but then I remembered I don't have testicles! I was however able to identify with the phrase "tits of titanium" because I personally have tits! Overall, I give it a 5 out of a possible B!
C: You're the one that's been cleaning the toner out of the supply cabinet at night and emptying my tissue box, aren't you, Diane?
D: Well I can't goddamn huff toner straight out of the lazer printer, you queef, and if I don't inhale enough fumes I get RXXF EIGNGH MY MIND
C: Ha, ha. That's super. Well, until next time...
D: Keep flying those soaring dog house and the red baron all over my snoopy with a quarter pounder of steaming hot adjective all my I SWEAR TO GOD THIS ISN'T A BAGGIE FULL OF PAINT
C: Good night!
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