Water that isn't Wet

[kahljorn]

Since we are speaking of water...

You guys ever heard of the "Super Ionized" water? it has three extra electrons as opposed to one, and it was invented in turkey. Apparantly it seems to have a consciousness of it's own, and can convert dead matter to living matter(oil to amino acids), and it is excellent for cleaning up polluted bodies of water. They are supposed to have dropped a few gallons into one of their lakes and it cleaned it all up.