Things You Have to Believe to be a Republican Today

[sspadowsky]

I like the list Brandon submitted, because it makes an unintended, overwhelming statement: Conservatives tend to be tight-assed (figuratively speaking) and have little to no sense of humor. That's why reading Brandon's list was like listening to a stuttering internet geek tell a UNIX joke whose punchline he forgot. And Dennis Miller isn't a political hack, he's a shill. And went he turned conservative, he stopped being funny, and just turned into a bitter prick.... which is why he has to pay $15 a head to get people to watch his CNBC show, because they're the only ones watching it. That's his fault, not liberals'.