That first post reminds me of this time a girl at school was talking about how a drunk indian stole her brother's bike and rode halfway down the road before falling over.
That was the first time I laughed at all tonight.
I can just see a fat Indian man, drunk, riding down the road on a bike at least two sizes too small and screaming "LIBERATION" before he falls.
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P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.