HOW DID YOU GET YOUR SCREENNAME??

[Jixby Phillips]

So your carreer on this board is going to be that of trying out material that your stupid friends think is funny on us to see if we are amused by it, isn't it? Then eventually you'll have some of your friends register ("LOL THESE GUYS ARE SO FUNNY AT INSULTS!") And you'll make private little jokes to each other publically while annoying the fuck out of us. Then pretty soon we'll stop posting, more idiots will come, see how you guys act and think they need to act like you to fit in, and it'll end up like the last board ended up before those last few days when it actually got fun and funny again and it will be ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT.

GUYS, WE CAN NOT LET THIS HAPPEN.