Dragons vs. Dinosaurs

[Flynn]

The dinosaur would win, because it would confuse the dragon with its crappy children's show, then bite the dragon's head off. Also, if the dinosaur was part robot with missile launchers and such, the dragon would stand no chance. But dragons can breath fire. The dinosaur could have maybe a giant fire extinguisher for an arm. Unfortunately, Dinosaurs are diabetic and allergic to chocolate, so this would be a potent weapon against them. Fortunately for the Dinosaur, however, most candy store owners are horribly racist against dragons. They will probably not do business with them. On the other hand, this question is childish and stupid, and is not worth discussing. Dinosaurs have not been around for 65 million years, and Dragons never have. Questions like these are similiar to queries like, "Who would win? Cobra Commander or Shredder?" These are questions only brain damaged grade schoolers would ask. Which leads to the question, "Are you a brain damaged grade schooler?" Many would point out that the paragraph above is evidence of my own stupidity. Unfortunately, I cannot argue with that assertion. Life has dealt me a shitty hand, and I must make do with my ridiculously small brain. And penis. But don't make fun, I can't help it. Making fun of me would be like making fun of retarded people, like Doomsday.