The Ten Commandments Of Being a Newb

[Skulhedface]

I thought it was a river in Egypt. Besides, I'm, I'd say by looking at how you act, oh, about 10 years older than you, I think I'd have gone through any Identity Crises (And yes, dumbfuck, it IS crises in the plural form) a few years back, so we can safely rule out "DENIAL".

If you want to use PSYCHOLOGY as a source of jokes, then we could say that your PREOCCUPATION WITH MAKING GAY JOKES hides an UNDERLYING OBSESSION or perhaps even HOMOEROTIC TENDENCIES. But then again, I know this is hard for you to understand and all... You'd need at least a middle school education to understand such lovely big words.

In about 2 minutes, because I know you're watching this board like a HAWK, I expect some more pre-pubescent middle school jokes.

[edit] And maybe the bottom line to all this gayness Rongi threw onto a perfectly good (I use the term loosely) thread...

True, I may not have been accepted, yet or ever, whatever, but I guarantee you I'm not gonna act like a baby and post a "I THINK I'LL TRY TO ATTRACT A LITTLE SYMPHATHY BECAUSE I'M A WHINY FUCKING BABY LEAVING FOREVER" thread.

Jeez. OK, so I haven't been accepted. But obviously you weren't either, otherwise would such a PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT SYMPATHY BE NECESSARY?!?

I rest my case.