Anyone here ever been to a Hooters?

[TBMonkey]

The time I went, it was just a pile of high-schoolers with no ambition, guarded by fat eunichs that thought they were cool because they *think* they have a chance to get laid.

Food was ok, but you pay a 200% "We-have-suggestively-clad-girls" markup. Not worth it. Same thing can be had by masturbating at the drive-thru girl at McDonalds.

I got a weird conversation in my head that could happen if someone actually tried that. "Hey, back off! I'm doing as you say, 'Loving it'. Better gimme that apple pie or I'll go to Burger King and have it MY way!"