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[GADZOOKS]

One time I hired an elephant to take notes for me in class. I would sit there all day with my mind a complete blank while the elephant scribbled on little peices of paper. At the end of the week the teacher said, "Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes." So I wrote a paper that said, "Hello my named is Peanut, usually it's fun being a elephant, but i have syphillus, oh woe as me."

I got an F. When I told my mom about it she said, "I TOLD YOU NEVER TRUST A PACIDERM WITH AN STD!"

In memory of peanut