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Old May 7th, 2004, 07:23 AM        Happy Birthday early, Sam Cook
to one of the nicest people i have ever met in my whole life and one of those friends that will always hold a very dear place in my heart:

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY EARLY YOU OLD GEEZER

i love ya, and you know i don't mean nothin' by that

now go make your friends buy you tons of pints and please drink one for me.

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Old May 7th, 2004, 07:32 AM       


I'll do that. But I think I had enough.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 07:38 AM       
are you sam cook?
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Old May 7th, 2004, 09:33 AM       
Yes. Yes I am.

Cheers mate!! Right back at you

I plan to spend the weekend getting off my mash on ecstacy pipes, eating, opening presents and BEING SICK EVERYWHERE. And listening to the beach boys. The Brighton Festival is on at the mo so there is lots of cool stuff to see and do.

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Old May 7th, 2004, 11:29 AM       
Happy Birthday, Dole!
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Old May 7th, 2004, 01:02 PM       
happy bday, absolute cunt !
hey you're just as old as I am, now.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 01:41 PM       
Happy Birthday.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 01:44 PM       
Happy birthday, Dole. Don't break your hip while pretending to be young, you old fart.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 01:58 PM       
Happy Birthday to one of our five good members!
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:04 PM       
Happy birthday. Our birthdays are three days apart. Wanna fuck?
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:07 PM       
I had no idea that Helm was younger than me. I think I'm going to start calling him by condescending nicknames now, like 'junior,' 'sport,' and 'little mister.'
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:11 PM       
i thought that said "little monster"
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:11 PM       
I said the same thing this morning to Helm on MSN. I thought he was way older than 20. His hair makes him ageless.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:17 PM       
Every time I eat a banana I think of dole.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 02:46 PM       
Have a good one, Dole.
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Old May 7th, 2004, 06:38 PM       
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D
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Old May 8th, 2004, 04:38 AM       
Thanks everyone!!

And yes Helm, I will bum you if you want.
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Old May 8th, 2004, 05:25 AM       
Happy late birthday dole! I hope you got sick all over the place!
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Old May 8th, 2004, 06:41 AM       
Rock on with your big bad self Sam, rock on.
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Old May 8th, 2004, 08:45 AM       
today is sam's birthday

i just made it early cause i wasn't sure if he was gonna be around today.

I'M THOUGHTFUL.
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Old May 8th, 2004, 10:01 AM       
Slappy birthday, chum
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Old May 8th, 2004, 01:25 PM       
. . . and you smell like one too!
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Old May 11th, 2004, 12:13 PM       
Oh crumbs, DM...I'm afraid I've missed it.

Happy birthday late, Sam! You're one of my favorite mockers, and I mean that in a TOTALLY GAY WAY. Hope you had an awesome weekend!
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Old May 11th, 2004, 12:30 PM       
You better back off 'cause he's mine.
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Old May 11th, 2004, 01:53 PM       
Happy birthday, Sam! Save me a seat in the 32 year old club, because I'll be in there in just a bit.
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