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The One and Only... · #1

OK, so now there are two other girls that might be attracted to me, but I'm not sure.

The one girl doesn't confront me, but I've seen her looking at me all the time on the bus in friendly manner. Recently she's been whispering with her friend a lot. Probably the biggest give-away was when I first became suspicious. After a few seconds of eye contact she and her friends all started to giggle, and someone said that they thought I was hot.

The other girl smiled and waved at me on the bus (even though she was in the seat right in front of me), and her eyes were really bright. Next she started to whisper with the other girl adn her friend. Then she kinda started to tease me. She said "Jack, you sexy," to which I replied "Right" in a sarcastic tone. Following this she said "When can we get together?" At this point, I just started smiling and looking away, as I was unsure whether she was being serious or making fun of me. Finally, she said "Can we fuck?" and started moving up and down while contorting her torso for a few seconds. Now, at this point, you would think I'd be sure she was making fun of me, but that's only because you don't know her: this is a girl who truly lacks inhibition and probably would honestly ask you this question. Soon after she left.

So... what do you think?

Esuohlim · #2

I think you should shut up.

AChimp · #3

They're making fun of you because you're a loser and you're fat.

Anonymous · #4

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After a few seconds of eye contact she and her friends all started to giggle, and someone said that they thought I was hot.

1: Ohmygawd, he's looooking! LOL!
2: Ohmygod ohmygod LOL
3: I think he wants you, 2!
1: Yeah, he's a real hottie!
2: Ohymygod, shut up!

You're being made fun of because you're such an insufferable nerd. Girls don't giggle among themselves when guys they actually think are hot look at them.

Normally I wouldn't continue to field your lucid retardations of life, but I'm stuck here for a few hours.

The One and Only... · #5

For one thing, most of the time they didn't giggle.

For another, I'm not fat and I'm not a nerd.

Anonymous · #6

Yes you are.

Esuohlim · #7

Honestly though, if we said "they like you, go for it" would you really do something about it or would you continue cramming Cheetos down your gullet?

AChimp · #8

Even worse. He's in nerd denial.

Cap'n Crunch · #9

More like loser denial.

:billymadison

Helm · #10

A good way to be sure if a girl is playing around when she says something like that is a good punch in the teeth.

maggiekarp · #11

They're making fun of you, dude :/

Supafly345 · #12

Hahaha, I just love this show. Especially the next part, lets all watch.

Brandon · #13

"HEY BABY, YOU EVER HEAR OF LUDWIG VON MISES?"

ProfessorCool · #14

Come on, someone make a jest about the man's phallus!

DamnthatDavid · #15

and what if we don't?

Big McLargehuge · #16

I have an honest to god suggestion for you, TALK TO THEM. Quit being a massive faggot nerd and do something. A very least they are making fun of your fat nerd ass and you can get all indignant and call them stupid sluts. At best you get to bury your cock right in one of those bitches.

Rev. Danno · #17

Be yourself...
A fat nerd, if Yockey says 'Fat Nerd', I belive him... He is one himself... Wait he's going to the gym. Now if Achimp had said 'lonley Canadian who jerks it more then five times a day after writing love note to girl who doesn't like him"...
I'm kidding you guys.
But really be yourself, or shut the fuck up.
Which ever is easier.
Quit bringing your fucking love problmes here...
This forum if talking about what gives you a boner, and bodily functions... It's not called "let's talk about your loser love life..."

Royal Tenenbaum · #18

Why don't you just ask her out then, you stupid tool? Fuck, these threads are so pointless. Just fucking ask one of them out. If they laugh in your face, you've basically lost nothing but the worry as to whether they like you or not. Or, do us all a favour, and kill yourself. Either or.

The One and Only... · #19

Maybe I'm just behind the times, but I missed the point at which a 32 waist size qualified as a fat ass.

Esuohlim · #20

Why the fuck are you diverting attention away from your own topic?

maggiekarp · #21

'cuz he's a fatty fatty

The Retro Kat · #22

Every time I come to this forum, it's always OAO bitching about being a fucking nerdbag who can't land a fucking chick. Shut the fuck up and just turn gay already, ya cunt.

Anonymous · #23

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Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Now, at this point, you would think I'd be sure she was making fun of me, but that's only because you don't know her: this is a girl who truly lacks inhibition and probably would honestly ask you this question. Soon after she left.

So... what do you think?

I think you'd make a cute couple: a girl with no inhibitions, and a boy so inhibited that he has to ask people on a message board if he should marry a girl who looked at him and smiled.

Brandon · #24

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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

I think you'd make a cute couple: a girl with no inhibitions, and a boy so inhibited that he has to ask people on a message board if he should marry a girl who looked at him and smiled.