I'll step up! *looks in horror that he is imperfect cell for two posts* Good! Now I'll have a life force feast! *sticks tail in GADZOOKS's dick and drains his life force leaving only his clothes*
You're, what? 17? You know what might help you mellow out? Pussy. That usually works for teenage boys who have no other outlet for their angst save the internet.
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