Agh...

[MrAdventure]

oy, i'm so farfalen, thinking of cutting my ex-girlfriend's name into my arm maybe.

"oh i liked her such a pretty face and healthy with a nice job to boot why didnt you ask her to marry you i swear youre always leaving things undone that you start"

would you drop it already don't you have to be somewhere?

"oh i'm sorry bubbalah i'm only your mother don't mind me i'll be in the corner dropping dead"

ma that's my schtick vhat do you think you're funny? i'm swearing to god ma, i've got a bit of pork right here that i'm going to end it all with, it's raw even

"if only your father.."

ma don't start i'm saying

"oh why do you keep on with the

you know what mother be in good health, i'm going to vern's so you can die in peace

"what a nice son i have, don't forget to take a sweater it's cold outside

ma you know i can't wear that thing it's ridiculous!

"what an awful thing to say to your mother's sister, she bled for that to keep your varm you know!

alright, alright, i'll wear the sveater just don't be surprised if it comes back dyed black

"you do and you're never using my computer to go online again and i mean it

mmmaaaa

"i mean it son

alright, i dont know when i'll be back

"six-thirty

vhat?

"six-thirty, you'll be back at six-thirty, your father gets home and he invited his boss over for dinner and i don't want you slumping all evening why don't you comb your hair too you got such a nice face when you comb it

ach all right all right i'm out of here (slam)

"don't slam that door at me