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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:06 AM       
-The eyes are the only part of the body that never grows, they are the same size when you are born as when you die. Unless you get killed by an eye shrinking machine.

-Dean Martin once stopped Frank Sinatra from throwing his loyal manservant of twenty years off his private plane after he made Sinatra's coffee incorrectly.

-You are more likely to die in an accident involving your refrigerator than you are to win the UK national lottery jackpot if you buy a lottery ticket.
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