My grandpaw once shot an elephant in his pajamas. Turns out it wasn't an elephant, it was elephantiasis which he had in his scrotum. This is why dypsomaniacs with elephantiasis should nto hav access to guns, no matter what the NRA has to say in it's recent pamphlet "Drunken Old Folks with Elephantiasis and the Second Amendment".
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