"Oh, and here's one good reason I won't post a picture of my penis: all of you who are skeptical would say that it isn't really mine, and I just took it off some fuckhead's website."
No we won't. Just do it already you fag.
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"Well, I hear that Laurel Canyon is full of famous stars, But I hate them worse than lepers and I'll kill them in their cars."