I'm just kidding, guys. The movie isn't good.
It's definitely not an awful movie. It's just a pointless movie. Nothing worth watching it for, not even for the "bad" factor, because there really isn't any. It just drags along for 2 hours, with no rhyme or reason, even in plot and characters.
Definitely worth avoiding, just because there's nothing about the movie worth paying attention to. At least in a really bad movie, you can see it and then bitch about how offensively bad it was.