The "I hate my town" thread

[CaptainBubba]

I live In Williamsburg, Va, where our enterntainment must be created purely by our own making. Without any mall for about an hours distance and with only a Wal-Mart for a true destination, alchohol, drug use, and sexual deviance are the only means of entertainment for the tired and bored youth of the town. Behind the closed doors and subteranian kitchens of the Colonial Restaraunts and various tourist aimed stores, the teenage masses smoke and drink while cooking you your 300% mark-uped piece of super-market brand steak. Fuck you other cities. Fuck you in the ass.[/i]