The "I hate my town" thread

[Big McLargehuge]

The nearest mall to me is 3 hours away, which is good cause malls are for fags. The population of my town varies between 6000 and 8000 depending on the season. We have two bands, both of which i am obligated to say are good because i know all the people in both of them. About 60 percent of my town is mormon, and they run the police and all the other services so it is basically a religious autocracy. We do have drugs and fucking though, but if they could take those away they would.