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[CaptainBubba]

Helm, firstly and foremost I would like to discredit the notion that my girlfriend has sex with men of color unless you count the strange discolorations that can be found all over my nether-regions from severe, prolonged, and often chaffing masturbation.

Secondly, Helm, I must inform you that shortly after the taking of these photos I proceeded to demoralize and severely bludgeon my girlfriend unti she submitted to my cock.

In her butt.

In fact, Helm, I invented a new style of anal sex which I deem "Colonial" style. Much like regular sex, however instead of using standard modern lubrication, a stick of unsalted, white, butter is shoved in the orifice of discussion. As to make slippery. Once again,

For my cock.

James: My sister is dating a 15 year old who was expelled from school for throwing a smoke bomb in the cafeteria. He began telling her he was in love with her 2 days into dating, Then 2 days later kissed another girl. He proposed to her 3 weeks into dating.

She said yes.

Chojin: Trust, me. You wouldnt enjoy it. We only go to the local band things here because we're friends with people who organize them. They suck. Very Very hard.

She was ravered up mostly as a comedic gesture. About 95% of the high school kids there dress "gothic" or "emo" so she borrowed our Candy raver friend's getup to make fun of them.