I AM A BAD PERSON!!!

[Mike]

Well, I got some homeless people and they seemed to want to come home with me but they sure don't seem very grateful. I'm not offended by it at all, I'm just a little surprised at how kind of blank and unresponsive they are.

When I went to town I found three of them. I felt bad for all of them and I took them all home with me. Two older guys and one younger woman, but I really don't think she's all there if you know what I mean. She kept crying and saying that she needed her cart. I went out to the pickup and got her shopping cart for her but now she's complaining and saying it isn't her cart and she is accusing me of taking her cart. They each took a shower and now they are sitting in the living room watching tv and eating chicken nuggets. In order to get the woman to calm down I promised her I'll get her cart tomorrow. I'll just present the same cart to her and if she doesn't like it then tough. I'm taking them all to the homeless shelter anyway.