"THE SHAKING OF I-MOCKERY'S VERY FOUNDATION"

[mburbank]

HERE's a slice of irony.

I missed this entire funfest because I was in Georgia.

That's ironic because Georgia is the home of CNN, the official station of segregrationists.

like boiled peanuts, though so I don't care.

What I mean to say is half the folk down there are black and the other half hates 'em. The part about CNN was my idea of a joke.

Fuck all of you anyway. I got to spend time with my Goddaughter who said while me, her, her Mom and brother, my wife and two kids were all in a mini van that her idea of a good time would be if the van rolled over and she was the one who got to be pinned under the wreckage for hours. Then we chatted about how we both hoped we got dieseases that killed us really, really slowly, and tht we were so horrible to be around tht everybody was secretly praying for us to die. I love that kid.