I had a revelation

[kellychaos]

< Insert maximum velocity dodgeball coming out of monitor. It is a fake to your feet but I actually am throwing the little red, rubber ball of death at your face. You are so ineptly unagile that you fall for the fake and ... at the last minute ... you flail your hands back to your face to intercept the projectile but it is too late. The internet dodgeball will display your unathletic, weak shame in the form of a red welt for a week >