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MY DAD
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: HEAVEN
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Jul 22nd, 2004, 03:01 AM
go to your cupboard and get the lead (jk i mean bread) out!!!
take two slices out and dont forget to tie up the bread or seal it up and put it back in the cupboard and dont forge tto close the door!
okay now get a plate whups i guess you made the bread dirty by putting it down on the counter before getting a plate huh well start over throw those breads away now get a place
go to your cupboard andg et the lead (jk i mean bread) out!!!
take two slices out and dont foret to tie up the bread of seal it up and put it back in the cupboard and dont forget to tclose the door!
okay now put your bread on the plat we got now turn around and fin dthe firdge
open the fridge
get somethig you like out of it idk maybe a ham or a butter
okay now go get a knife at the same time be careful its sharp!
okay now cut up whatever you like whoops we forgot to get a plate okay so throw the food you like from the fridge away because we got it dirty now get another plate okay got one
okay now get a ham and a butter and a cheese from the fridge because thats what we like now get a knife and cutit all up on the plate and rub the bread on it and put it in the toaster over remembering to close the door when youve got it all in there
now pick a number and press it and viola you have a delicous and well deserved treat to share with your cat because its still kind of soggy okay
start over get a gun and then some bullets haha whups sorry thats my *other* recipe
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