My Phone Number

[Sethomas]

Christ, a couple of years ago I thought I'd be nice and call DirtGuy on his birthday. So someone picked up the phone and I wasn't sure if it was him or not, and I realized that I didn't know his name. So the entire conversation basically went like this: "Umm, hello. Is this your birthday?" -Yeah, who is this? "Doesn't matter. Have a happy birthday. Bye."

True story.