Story Of Fartin

[Seven Force]

"Sung to the tune of 'Green Acres'"

San Fransisco is the place for me.
Gay livin' is the life for me.
Asscheecks spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep your women, just give me that ol' man-hide.

New York is where I'd rather stay.
I get arrested beating gays.
I just adore a penthouse jew.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Phil Donahue.

...The whores.
...The stores.
...Fresh dick.
...U-Pick

You are my bitch.
Stratch my ass-itch.
San Fransisco we are there.