THE OFFICIAL "DISTORT YOUR FACE!" THREAD

[FS]

What a great idea for a thread. Allow me:


PUPPYDOG & DENTAL TERROR

CLOWN SEX & MANGOFACE (aka Gilbert Gottfried, thanks Chris)

PIRATE FACE & B.F.F.

TORN APART BY THE CHRONAL SLIPSTREAM & FLY ON MY NOSE

Thank you, thank you. And, am I being a whore, or does that last one make me look like the missing link between Willie and Jixby?