As soon as I get around to taking pictures, I'll get one of me in my black cloak holding a chalice (I don't have any ridiculous fancy knives or any other ritual stuff) so you can make fun of me some more.
Oh, and I have a full beard, in case you want to make the comic more accurate.
You'd better appreciate how accomodating I am, fucker.
EDIT: This post is obviously directed at the winner who started the thread.