Hi im professor cool, and instead of introuding myself I am gonna sing a song!!! About you guys. Ok lets JAM!!
Here we are at I-Mockery
Like an disfuntional family
-Rog- is the webmaster, but you know that
one of his friends is a satan whos fat
Then theres Mr. Adventure, who has lots of fun
And Jamesman too, whos on the run
Also there the bondage dog chojin
And then theres McClain, but YOU ALREADY KNOW HIM
Les Waste wants to know your A/S/L
And Solid Snake Ass can go to hell
I-Mockery Oh Yeah!!
Hey look its protoclown, what a surprise
And Jixby phillips and his NOT jixby spies
MisInformation Man knows his stuff
And Jaggaer smokes alot of puffs
And now there Professor Cool, Thats me
The newest guy at I-mockery
So put on your pickle hats and sing along
Sing the i-mockery song
I-MOCKERY OH YEAH!!!
I MOCKERY OH YEAH!!!