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Father §p@z · #1

So, two old people are in a Nursing home, and the man tells the lady, "It's my birthday today. I bet you can't guess how old I am." Then the old lady says, "I bet I can. Drop your trousers." So the old man pulls down his pants and the old lady starts to feel and grop him, then after a few minutes she says, "You are 89." The old man replies, "Wow, how did you know that?" Then the woman says, "You told me yesterday."

Deer Berry · #2

LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG LMFAO WHAT A SICK OLD LADY

Spectre X · #3

That wasn't funny at all. In fact it was quite the opposite of funny, that being unfunny.

executioneer · #4

i'm pretty sure that JOKE is 89 years old

Father §p@z · #5

I thought it was funny

I guess it's only funny on last comic standing. Ah, who the heck am I kidding, Spectre X never has anything nice to say. Even his avatar is mean.

executioneer · #6

i'm pretty sure i read that joke in one of my dad's old playboys about 12 years ago, seriously

Father §p@z · #7

Hmm, cuz it was on Last Comic Standing last night as I mentioned earlier, and I almost suffocated when I heard it

executioneer · #8

WELL THE LAST COMICS STANDING HAVE SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO THEN

Jixby Phillips · #9

Jesus fucking cunt, you repeat jokes from LAST COMIC STANDING. You don't just WATCH Last Comic Standing, but you try to pass off material from it as your own. FUCK. You're like, the worst.

YOU ARE SO STUPID IT MAKES ME STUPID. FUCK OFF.

Father §p@z · #10

I didn't try to pass it off as my own, you dipstick. I said "It was on last comic standing last night." STOP HATING ME CRAZY TOAST MAN

Jixby Phillips · #11

CRAZY TOAST MAN. HA HA HA. YOU ARE BEING BUDDY BUDDY WITH ME LIKE WE ARE BUDS OR SOMETHING. ISN'T THAT NICE. You remind me of BAD MR FROSTY, who did the same shit, treated people like they were what their avatar was. Are you going to sign Mr. Mockery's yearbook by saying "It would be great to have Mr. Mockery in heaven!" and insist everybody "Stay Cool!" everytime you leave the boards? PS BEFORE YOU SAY "WHOS BAD MR FROSTY" PLEASE USE COMMON SENSE AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT THAT PERHAPS I'M TALKING ABOUT SOMEBODY YOU DONT KNOW AND THESE REFERENCES I'M MAKING KIND OF EXPLAIN THEMSELVES OKAY THATNKS

Jixby Phillips · #12

GUYS remember when Bad Mr. Frosty left the boards and he made a new topic in every forum and was like "goodbye ravers," "good bye ska-fans!" etc then the got to like Loveline and was like "goodbye, lovers" "goodbye philosophers" "good bye buyers/sellers"

Father §p@z · #13

Wow, you are a mean son of a bitch

And I know who Bad Mr. Frosty is, I have read his Game reviews, he seems like an ok guy

Jixby Phillips · #14

omg you're him

Father §p@z · #15

Um, does my name SAY Bad Mr Frosty? Cunt

Dole · #16

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and I almost suffocated when I heard it

So close...

mubert · #17

I thought the daily show tonight was funny, cause of that one sentaor zell guy, he seriously verbally bitchslapped chris matthews from the republic national convention. what a crazy motherfucker.

Jixby Phillips · #18

mubert · #19

Yeah, I suppose that was kinda off topic.

Father §p@z · #20

No, I liked where it was going

Btw cool 3D sombrero.

mubert · #21

Yes, I hate mexicans, but I like their hats.

Father §p@z · #22

Well, it's not really 3D, more like flash I guess.

DeadKennedys · #23

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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

Are you going to sign Mr. Mockery's yearbook by saying "It would be great to have Mr. Mockery in heaven!" and insist everybody "Stay Cool!" everytime you leave the boards?

DON'T FORGET H.A.G.S

FS · #24

I just love when you're in a message board arguement with someone and they suddenly say "who's that in your avatar" or just compliment you on it. It's like you're having an arguement in real life and the other person suddenly asks you what your favorite movie is.