Holy Shit, Look what Cheney said this time!

[Preechr]

"Vote Republican! We still have the biggest defficit ever, but it's not quite as big as we thought it might be!"

But it isn't, and I believe you know that. Let's keep it honest!

"It's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on Nov. 2, we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice then the danger is that we'll get hit again and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States..." ~Dick

IS THAT A THREAT, DICK?!?! ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!?!one1

Well, actually, yes I am, Matt. If you don't vote for me and Dubya this year, I'm gonna get one of our special Haliburton subsidiaries to send some 'private contractors,' brown in color, to your house to go all Saddam on your ass. How you like them apples? I noticed you're not on the pioneer list... Haven't you figured out that's the only way to keep your city safe from terror attacks? What, you don't like your family? ~Dick

UM, WELL... I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY. I DIDN'T REALLY EXPECT YOU TO ANSWER.

That's what you get for thinking, dumbass. Now, be a good little bitch and vote Republican this November, OR IT'S YOUR ASS, you punk. My daughter's more of a man than you or your little cocksucker friend, Badnarik. What a bunch of sissies. Get the fuck out of my sight." ~Dick

*runs away, crying*