And you also have no clue. No fucking clue. I can out-gay you anyday. Quite frankly, its usually not a choice to be gay. Many gay people don't want to be gay, many embrace it. Sall gravy, it very well could be genetic.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?