I'm a Zombie!

[Jixby Phillips]

I love how all the awful people just point to each other and say "but HES worse than ME!!!!!!"

I don't care if every person on this board is worse than you. You are still horrible and you demand attention because of it. I know that's probably what you want, attention, but if we ignored you one of the other equally awful people would get buddy-buddy with you and you'd think that you were liked and maybe stick around longer. We have a better shot giving you attention, despite the fact that that's what you probably want.