This week's Onion

[Jixby Phillips]

You know what I find fucking hilarious? that worthless, painfully, offensively unfunny people like you pick on Rongi just becuause you see a lot of other people picking on him and think it's your ticket to acceptance.

Why the fuck should I put more effort into telling you to shut up? I've allready put way too much effort into this post than you are worth. Just listen to me and shut up when I tell you. You'd be doing a lot for these people if you did.