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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 10:10 PM       
MUBERT9: dont you like eat tofu or get soy or something to make up for the lack of protein?
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: yeah but my body is just being weird and i guess its not absorbing a lot of it
MUBERT9: man that sucks fat indian infected balls
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: i have a high metabolism so it burns the protein fast so i need a lot more protein than the average joe
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: werd ;(
MUBERT9: THATS THE PROBLEM
MUBERT9: I DONT
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: its either drop the vegan thing, get sick, or get a fucking IV :-(
MUBERT9: well, you might need to ingest some cow tit fluid
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: i dont think i can
MUBERT9: hell thats what im gonna call it from now on
MUBERT9: err
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: lol
MUBERT9: lemme see
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: i think the only thing i might be able to handle is cheese :/
MUBERT9: doesnt fish have protein?
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: there is no way in hell im eating meat
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: i would throw up so bad
MUBERT9: fish isnt that bad
MUBERT9: is it?
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: i'd barf everywhere :/
MUBERT9: EVEN WITH SUSHI?!
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: yah
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: i've only eaten fish once in my life and it made me very sick
MUBERT9: well, i know that eating about 40,000 unborn salmon fetuses DOES sound kinda barbaric
MUBERT9: but hey
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: o_o
MUBERT9: theyre yummy
MUBERT9: im going to hell if gods a vegan
MUBERT9: huh
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: lol
MUBERT9: whatev im gonna go be a nerd and post this conversation to exploit you
DIS LOCATEDSHLDR: ok
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