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“There are psychological studies that show people have a fear of blue foods,” says Roger Barr, a cereal collector who maintains The Official Boo Berry Web site (www.i-mockery.com/booberry). “A lot of stores won’t carry it.” But General Mills says it hasn’t given up the ghost. “We still make Boo Berry—it’s up to each individual store to order it,” says Liv Lane, a spokeswoman for GM. Boo Berry can be obtained at specialty.generalmills.com or by tormenting your grocer with nightly visits and loud wailing noises until he gives in.
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Roger Barr, huh? A cereal collector, huh? A cereal collector who maintains a website, huh?
Did anyone else notice how fucking stupid the last part of that paragraph was?
"or by tormenting your grocer with nightly visits and loud wailing noises until he gives in" Sort of like giving him a bad stomach virus?
Actually, that whole page is filled with terrible puns.
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