Hey james, come out of the fucking house, do you hear me? You're getting your ass kicked AND you're playing for these airline tickets

I can hear you in there I can hear you typing on your keyboard you fucking sissy come out and let's settle this like real men! You say I need help but I don't think I'll need any help kicking your fucking ass from here to uh, where are we? Is this Jersey? Hah I just saw you peeking out of the window ouch what the fuck? Is that your face? I don't think I can punch you in the face now it would be all gross but hey THE KIDNEY PUNCH IS STILL ON YOU FAGGOT COME OUT I'M GONNA CAMP OUT HERE ME MY LAPTOP AND I'M GONNA KILL YOUR DOG, YOU SHIT
